MILLIONS OF HAPPY BALLS!
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The pinnacle of grooming greatness

Featuring top-quality micro trimming ceramic blades for precise trimming, and a 6,200RPM motor ideally tuned (not too fast, not too slow) to trim groin hair of all textures and thicknesses, the BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose built to give you the ultimate grooming experience.
The BALLS™ Trimmer is perfectly-suited to helping you groom wherever, whenever you need it.
Designed With
Your Junk In Mind
BALLS™ Trimmer
Featuring top-quality micro trimming ceramic blades for precise trimming, and a 6,000RPM motor ideally tuned (not too fast, not too slow) to trim groin hair of all textures and thicknesses, the BALLS™ Trimmer is purpose-built to minimize pulls, nicks and snags.
Waterproof, wireless, shock-resistant and matte coated for a no-slip grip, the BALLS™ Trimmer is perfectly-suited to helping you groom wherever, whenever you need it.
Blokes who love
their BALLS (Trimmer)


Ultimate
Package
For the bloke who needs to impress the old ball and chain with your balls and chain. This is the ultimate in ball-scaping. We’re talking about our bestselling BALLS™ Trimmer, a pair of SackSafe™ Blades to keep you going, and our specially formulated BALLS™ Lotion for the freshest of grooming aftercare.
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Starter
Kit
Your schedule is full, we get it. You want smooth balls and a no-faff grooming routine that keeps you feeling fresh and fly all day long. Simple. That’s why we’ve created the easiest starter kit in the world to get your body and balls on point. Three easy products: there’s really no way you can balls it up.
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